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Released in 2020

Lavatory Lil'

Written by Paul McCartney

Last updated on April 18, 2021


Album This song officially appears on the McCartney III Official album.

Timeline This song was officially released in 2020

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This song was recorded during the following studio sessions:

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Lavatory Lil’” is a track from 2020 album “McCartney III“.

One thing we know about ‘Lavatory Lil’ is this… We will never know who Paul wrote the song about! We do know that the character is based on someone who Paul worked with, that turned into a bit of a baddie. Paul recorded the song using a vintage 1954 Telecaster guitar gifted to him by his wife Nancy. To get the great blues rock sound on the song, Paul played the Telecaster through his Vox AC30 amp.

From Spotify Storyline. Storyline is a feature of Spotify that gives behind-the-scenes information from artists about their songs, presented with a carousel of cards featuring a combination of text and images.

“Lavatory Lil” is a parody of someone I didn’t like. Someone I was working with who turned out to be a bit of a baddie. I thought things were great; it turned nasty. So I made up the character Lavatory Lil and remembered some of the things that had gone on and put them in the song. I don’t need to be more specific than that. I will never divulge who it was.

Paul McCartney – from interview with New York Times, November 29, 2020

Tell us about “Lavatory Lil”. This is a bit of light relief?

To tell you the truth, she was someone we rubbed up against. You get a few of ’em in life, these people who screw you over. I thought, ‘I’ll have you. I’ll write a song. You’ll never know it’s about you because I won’t tell anyone. But I’ll know. And people who know who I’m talking about will know.’ So I drew on my dislike of this individual and made her into a song character. It’s a simple little song, and I love playing it. The vocal was the first take. It’s like I say, if you think you’re doing a posh, important album, you might go over the vocal and think you can improve it. But this was: “It’ll do.” My missus gave me this beautiful little 1954 Telecaster which I haven’t played too much until this album, so it gave me a great chance on the lead part of “Lil”.

Paul McCartney, in UNCUT interview, January 2021

Paul McCartney slightly changed his story, during the “McCartney III” Twitter Listening Party, claiming “Lavatory Lil’” was a fictitious character (maybe because a lot of commentators thought and wrote that “Lavatory Lil’” could be Heather Mills, Paul’s second wife):

Lavatory Lil’ is about anybody that you don’t like and that you didn’t get on with and I think in our lives we have a lot of people like that. It’s not about anyone in particular but it is a fictitious character. It harks back to one of John’s old songs, Polythene Pam, and what you do is you take half an idea of someone, you just make a fiction about what they do and what they’re like, so that was Lavatory Lil’. My missus gave me this beautiful little 1954 Telecaster which I haven’t played too much until this album, so it gave me a great chance on the lead part of Lil’.

Paul McCartney – from the “McCartney III” Tim’s Twitter Listening Party, December 21, 2020

An alternative version of “Lavatory Lil’” was released as a bonus track on some versions of “McCartney III“.

In 2021, for the “McCartney III Imagined” project, American musician Josh Homme reimagined “Lavatory Lil’“.

From Universal Music – Calling all musicians – McCartney III is almost here! Teasers are popping up in cities across the globe, sharing excerpts of the sheet music from each song.We would love to see your takes on each song. Join in the fun by recording your own version! – In Toronto
Screenshot of Spotify Storyline

Lyrics

Look out for Lavatory Lil

Look out for Lavatory Lil

You think that she’s a winner

When she’s cooking you your dinner

But she’s really moving in for the kill

Lavatory Lil


Watch out for Lavatory Lil

Watch out for Lavatory Lil

She says it’s hunky dory

When she’s telling you her story

But she really thinks you’re making her ill

Lavatory Lil


If you saw it coming at you

You could look the other way

But it isn’t easy

When she’s rolling in the hay


So much for Lavatory Lil

So much for Lavatory Lil

You think she’s being friendly

But she’s looking for a Bentley

And she’d rather go and swallow a pill

Lavatory Lil


If you saw that she was coming

You could get up off the track

But it isn’t easy

When she hits you in the back


That’s it for Lavatory Lil

That’s it for Lavatory Lil

She’s acting like a starlet

But she’s looking like a harlot

As she’s slowly heading over the hill


Lavatory Lil

Lavatory Lil

Variations

  • A Album version
  • B Studio outtake
  • C "McCartney III Imagined" version

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Peter Rankin • 4 years ago

"And she robbed golden swan" doesn't make sense. The guy who sings it on Youtube sings "She's probably taken a pill" which makes better sense. Can you find out which it is


The PaulMcCartney Project • 4 years ago

Hi Peter,

Thanks for the comment.

Listening to the McCartney's version, it's def not "She's probably taken a pill", and it's hard for me to get the real word - I heard sthg like "And she robbed the golden swan of a pill", which doesn't really make sense, right ?

8 days to wait, to get the real lyrics printed !!


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